Monday, June 23, 2014

Guest Post: Why I Didn't Like 'How To Train Your Dragon 2' by Zany Zach

From Disco Dan: I haven't posted a review of HTTYD2, mostly because I was speechless. The film exceeded all my expectations thoroughly.  However, I sent one of my best friends to see it with his family and here is his review.  He is a very accomplished actor and an honorary Scot.

 Why I Didn't Like How To Train Your Dragon 2 by Zany Zach
 
Okay, before I begin, I should qualify everything I say with two caveats:

1. I did not see the first "How To Train Your Dragon" (although I have it on good authority that it was not necessarily a prerequisite for understanding the sequel that I saw today). 
Likewise, I have never read any of the books that the movies are based on.

2. I am not an experienced film critic. 
I am, however, a published author/historian, and something of an expert on both Celtic and Norse history and culture. Hence my disdain for this particular film.

With that out of the way, I will explain my issues with this film, which initially spawned from my confusion as to why the majority of the adult characters portrayed in this film spoke in distinct Scottish dialects, even though it is clearly implied that the story of the film takes place in Scandinavia.

A quick Google search revealed that the first "How to Train Your Dragon" film cast Gerard Butler (a native of Scotland) as one of the leading roles in the film, early on in the first film's production. This information stated that the casting directors and producers decided that Mr. Butler's natural Scottish accent might fit well with the character he was playing in the movie, and that he should keep it, despite the fact that the film takes place in Scandinavia, and not Scotland. This exception was taken a step too far when it was decided toward the end of the casting process to cast Craig Ferguson (another native of Scotland) in another leading role in the film, who was also encouraged to use his own natural Scottish accent for his character portrayal. 

It was at this point that producers and directors decided that the entire adult generation of the small community in which the film takes place should also speak in Scottish dialects, so as to portray as senses of homogenization amongst eachother, as well as with the two characters played by Butler and Ferguson. 

There are several theories as to to why a Scottish dialect was not only overlooked, but encouraged for this particular film, even when the setting of the film should dictate otherwise. The first theory is that ancient Celtic and Norse culture and mythology have a lot of crossover and intertwining. While there is some truth to the statement, in that there were several Viking settlements and integrations in the far northern islands of Scotland during the time of the Vikings, there was not enough cultural integration to postulate that actual Vikings would've spoken Gaelic, let alone spoken in Scottish dialect (a derivative of Gaelic). As a matter of fact, there is more historical evidence that Northern Scots of that time would have spoken Norse or with Norse accents, rather than the other way around. 

Another working theory for this oversight, is simply that the Scottish dialect is more palatable to certain audiences, particularly those expected for this film. It's argued that precedents for this line of thinking were set by films such as Braveheart (which made Scottish dialect, and culture, extremely popular), or films like Shrek, wherein the actor (in this case played by Canadian actor Michael Myers) chose a Scottish dialect simply because he thought it fit the nature of the character he was portraying, not because the character actually hailed from anywhere in Scotland. In the case of Shrek, the use of dialect to match a character is far more excusable, again because the film itself does not take place in any specific geographical or cultural location. This is not the case with either of the "How to Train Your Dragon" films, which clearly portrays a specific geographic location (namely Scandinavia) both by displaying landscapes that have a distinct Norwegian feel about them, and then even more so by referring to the human characters in the film as "Vikings" - a term associated with a group of people at a specific place in a specific time period.

If in fact the Scottish dialect for this film was decided upon simply because of the popularity of the Scottish dialect as a whole, I am both offended and saddened. I have seen many films in the past 20 years that should have been wonderful, but instead completely missed the mark because directors and producers decided it would be a good idea (for example) that 19th-century French peasants should speak like Cockney Londoners, in order to convey a sense of poverty and streetlife in a non-US/Western European nation. I'm certain that the powers-that-be decided to go this route because they decided that American audiences are too uncultured to enjoy a movie with French accents, or (what's worse) these same powers decided that American audiences were too ignorant to know that the film takes place in a country other than the United States. Both are unacceptable motivations for these decisions, and the assumed ignorance that American audiences possess will only be further exacerbated with such a historical/cultural inaccuracies in film.

I will say that the "Dragon 2" film wasn't a total loss. The animation was beautifully executed and artistically pleasing. The voice actors did a fine job, and I found the plot of the film to be perfectly adequate for the genre and the intended audience. The part in the film with the traditional Viking funeral was not only touching and beautiful, but surprisingly accurate from a historical perspective, considering that there were so many other historical errors in the rest of the film. In fact it's paradoxes like that that lead me to believe that the filmmakers knew what they were doing when they made a Viking film, and blatantly decided to mix up cultures anyway, just for cheap entertainment value. 

I see two easy fixes for this film, which would have enabled me to enjoy it thoroughly:
1. Change the Scottish dialects to Norse dialects. The Disney movie "Frozen" used a small amount of Norse dialect for a film that also took place in Scandinavia. It worked beautifully and audiences loved it.
2. Change the Scottish dialects to American dialects. The younger generation portrayed in "Dragon 2" all spoke with an American dialect, which was completely acceptable, since the movie was designed for an American audience. Again, it was the juxtaposition of mixing American dialects with Scottish dialects, that made the absence of a Norse dialect anywhere in the film, feel so blatant and uncomfortable for me.

As an actor myself, I have come to realize the importance of using dialect in character portrayal. As a matter fact, I have used both Scottish and Norse dialects in a professional capacity, for various shows. Admittedly, I'm sure this experience is partially responsible for the personal disdain that I had with this particular film, but nevertheless I feel my argument is valid for movie audiences who know about dialect, as well as those who don't.

Overall, the historical and cultural inaccuracies were too much for me to ignore, in order get lost in the film's better qualities. I'm well aware of the fact that I'm probably in the minority when it comes to the intended audience for this film. However, that leads me to strongly believe that Hollywood has an even greater responsibility to maintain cultural and historical accuracy so that children  and uninformed adults can come away from this film with the newly acquired base of knowledge, whilst being entertained. In my opinion, there is a gigantic difference between artistic license and flat-out falsehoods, and this film was on the wrong side of that line. Entertainment does not necessarily have to be educational, but if it is in danger of simultaneously educating while it entertains, filmmakers have a duty to ensure that it educates properly.

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 7: a film that reminds me of an event

It was the summer of 2005.  I had just finished my junior year of college at BYU and also had finished my summer internship/excavation in Petra, Jordan.  I had spent 7 weeks digging up some ancient grave sites that left me both tan and muscularly toned.  It was at this point that I met my beautiful wife, Charity. I had met her at a young single adult function at our church and found her to be stimulating.  Over a few weeks I had gotten to know her and then invited her over to watch what was then my favorite film of all time, Miracle, to celebrate July 1st, Canada Day.  We sat and watched but didn't really watch. I was amazed at how much this girl was distracting me from what I considered to be the most compelling bit of cinema.  This was a girl that was a keeper if she could do that! 

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 6: movie that reminds me of somewhere

Most people of my generation can remember where they were when they watched Star Wars: Episode I for the first time. I certainly do.  I remember the first time I watched a lot of movies.  But, I have to admit that many movies I have watched since that first viewing in a different setting, so the memory of the initial viewing place doesn't stick out as much.  However, there is one film that I watched almost endlessly in the same place with the same person.  That movie is Disney's The Kid, starring Bruce Willis. 

Mr. Willis has repeatedly stated that this is one of his favorite films that he has ever done.  I LOVE it. And I watched it repeatedly in the basement of my home in Rexburg, Idaho while sitting in a banana chair with one of my best friends, Hugh.  Hugh wanted to watch this movie about every other time we got together.  It was a blast.  The movie is so funny!  If you haven't seen it, I really recommend it.  It never got a blu-ray release, unfortunately.  But, I'm certain you could find a copy of the DVD at your local library, or even rent it digitally on Amazon here or on Google Play/YouTube or iTunes.  Here's the cheesy 90's trailer:



Friday, June 13, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 5: A film that reminds me of someone


The film that I decided to name in the category of "a film that reminds me of someone" is Strange Brew, one of two quintessential comedies that mock the Canadian way (the other being Canadian Bacon).  The person that this film reminds me of is actually two-fold: two of my best friends ever, Stephen K. and Hugh M.

Strange Brew is a film put together by Dave Thomas (the actor, not the Wendy's guy) and Rick Moranis to culminate their characters, Bob and Doug McKenzie.  These characters originated as a sketch comedy bit in Canada known as 'The Great White North' to mock their own studio network, but later evolved into pop culture icons.  They also made several comedy albums.

Most who read this blog (I think the total is up to 5 now) know that I served an LDS mission.  Well, I spent those two years proselytizing in The Great White North.  When I received my assignment (we call this event 'receiving your mission call') my good friend Steve was as excited as I was!  He brought over the VHS version of the movie Strange Brew as soon as he could and wanted both of us to watch it ASAP!  We laughed, but little did he know how much funnier I would think it is after spending 2 years among the Canadians.

 The reason Hugh comes to mind when Strange Brew is on is because one time when he went to California on vacation, he brought home Bob and Doug action figures.  He gave me one of them and he kept the other.  I think he still has both of them. Below is an image of one of the figures.


Review: The Fault in Our Stars

Wow, this movie did amazingly well at the box office this last weekend.  Its budget was only about $6 million and it ended up making $48 million!  For those counting, that's a 800% return, not including marketing expenses (which were almost non-existent, as far as I can tell).  I almost always love to see a film with a small budget do well like this.  And while there are many lessons to be taught to Hollywood by its success, I didn't find the film to be very good. 

The film stars the beautiful Shalene Woodley as a teenager with terminal cancer and her ups and downs in that experience.  She eventually meets a boy that is a cancer survivor and they fall in love, but with unexpected consequences. 

The movie does a lot of things right.  Firstly, it allows Shalene Woodley to wear a breathing machine during the whole movie, basically obscuring her beauty.  A major studio wouldn't have allowed that to happen, IMO.  This willingness to go against convention was pretty refreshing.  I also related to the parents and found their performances, especially the mother, to be amazing.

However, I personally had a few problems with it.  The first problem I had was that I just didn't like the male lead.  His personality just rubbed me the wrong way, and I think this was probably the biggest factor in causing me to not like the film.  And it never got better. 

The other problem I had was that in trying to go against convention it tried to be too self aware which just came across as poppy and hipster to me.  I admit I can't really relate to any of the maincharacters (except for the mother) so its attempts to go against the groove just really didn't work for me the way that it was intended to. 

The Fault in Our Stars was not my kind of movie.  It did some very admirable things and had some great performances, but for me it never rose to the level that I wanted it to.  It must be admitted that I am not the target audience for this.  I think I was only 1 of maybe 4 guys in the sold out theater! 

2.5/5 Disco Balls

Parental Guide
Sexual dialogue and images are very present in this film.  There is a sex scene that I was pretty uncomfortable with.  It's also a really heavy subject matter. 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 4: a movie that makes me sad

A dear friend in high school named Zach once observed the trait in me that I don't like sad things.  In fact, I tend to avoid sad things like the plague.  He assumed that it was a bad trait, and I think it probably is.  Nonetheless, it's part of me and heavily influences my movie tastes.  I still refuse to see 12 Years a Slave because of this preference.  This makes it hard to choose a sad movie because I usually don't watch them.  That being said, I have a few that I could choose from.

I think that out of all of cinema the film that makes me the most sad it is Ron Howard and Russell Crowe's second collaboration, Cinderella Man. I'm usually a sucker for sappy, true-story sports dramas, but this one really takes its time before any emotional payoff is delivered.  It's not till way past the half-way point of the film that the main character (and us, for that matter) actually catches a break.  Rocky had small triumphs and great character moments, but I don't find any of those in here.  I understand the desire to show how horrible the Great Depression was, however I don't like watching it over and over again.  It feels like torture to me.  We get it: The Great Depression is depressing! 

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Review: Edge of Tomorrow

It was said in an article that went viral a few weeks ago that Tom Cruise was the last movie star.  Essentially it argued that he is the last star that his name alone could reliably get butts in the movie theater.  While I disagree that he's the last (Jennifer Lawrence does a FINE job of being a huge box office draw), I do think he is one of the great actors of our time.  He always gives a compelling and charismatic performance.  Many argue that his character is the same in every one of his films, and that's mostly true.  But, as my high school choir teacher would say: if it isn't baroque, don't fix it (Also, if you want to see him in a different performance, watch the VERY family-unfriendly film Tropic Thunder). 

Review
In Edge of Tomorrow, Cruise does it again.  I think he gives his best performance since Knight and Day (if you haven't seen Knight and Day, shame on you).  And then include Emily Blunt as his co-star, and you have a recipe for perfection.  Everything that Blunt touches turns to gold as far as I'm concerned.  In this film she is as amazing as she has ever been.

The script is very well written and marvelously executed.  Many of us thought this film would just be another crap comic-book adaptation like R.I.P.D. or Ghost Rider.  But it turns out that it's one of the smartest and most character driven sci-fi films of the last few years. 

The music score is wonderful as well.  I've been listening to it a lot since returning from the theater and I have to say it's among Christopher Beck's best.  (I was introduced to Beck at a young age via one of the most compelling TV scores of all time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer). 

The only problems that the film has is that there are a few rather large leaps of logic made in the film's ending.  Many critics will say that the film 'falls apart' at that point.  However, I wasn't bothered as much as others, though I did notice them.  The film ends very different from the book it was based on (originally titled All You Need Is Kill) and that is kind of felt.  But, again, it didn't bother me as much as others.

Conclusion
Edge of Tomorrow is a brilliant film that must be experienced in the theater.  It's smart and doesn't treat its audience as dumb.  It's wonderfully acted and the characters are so rich.  I highly recommend this film to anyone who likes Sci-Fi.  4.5/5 Disco Balls

Parents Guide
This film is very violent, although not necessarily very bloody.  A major plot point is that Tom Cruise must live the day over and over again, and in order to reset the day he must die.  It's usually not bloody or gory, but he and his colleagues die A LOT. 

Sunday, June 8, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 3: a movie that makes me happy

There are a lot of films that make me happy, which is why I adore cinema so much.  But if I had to settle on one film that makes me happy, it's probably going to end up My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

I was told that I could get extra credit in my Anthropology 101 class if I watched this film, which I missed while I was on my mission.  I adore movies so I thought it a win-win.  Little did I know how enjoyable the film would be and how it would grow on me over time.  The professor of Anthropology thought that this would be a great intro to clashing cultures.  It's that and more.

This film's story of how it was produced is just as good as the film itself.  Here are the bullet points of the story:
  • Nia Vardalos (the star of the film) wrote a one woman play about her experience marrying an non-Greek and performed it in L.A.  (FYI, the bald guy meeting the male lead at the restaurant in the beginning is her real life husband and the experience of marrying him is what inspired the play)  
  • The play was quite successful, mostly due to her one-woman marketing machine targeting Greek Orthodox Churches in the valley.  
  • She wanted to make a film out of it, but all the producers/executives she approached wanted to make MAJOR changes (they wanted to make the family Hispanic and not Greek, for example)
  • Tom Hanks somehow found the script and called Nia about making the film as is (Hanks said that having her star in it made the film very authentic).  His production company, Playtone, financed it. 
  • The budget was about $5 million and it went on to gross $368 million, making it one of the best investments EVER with a return of approximately 6150%.
But beyond all this fun trivia, the film is absolutely delightful!  The meeting of two cultures is so much fun and very relatable to me as a Mormon.  I grin from ear to ear every time I watch it.  If you haven't seen it, I own it.  It's a remarkable film. 

Saturday, June 7, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 2: My Least Favorite Movie

I sincerely apologize to all 3 of you who read this that I have not been consistent with this 30 Day Movie Challenge.  I had an emergency dental visit in which they had to pull one of my teeth.  I had to take two days off from almost everything, but I'm back now.

It was a hard decision to choose my least favorite film.  There are many films that I just didn't like, however there aren't many films that I outright hate.  I almost chose Zach Snyder's Sucker Punch, but out of reverence to my friend Kaptain Kevin, I went a different direction.  I ultimately respect what Snyder was trying to do with Sucker Punch, although I think its execution was incoherent to the point of ridicule.

I decided to choose last year's Lee Daniel's The Butler as my most hated film because I hated both the message and the delivery.  I went into it thinking it would be a great piece of historical fiction with some great acting and left seething with hatred for the work.

I don't really like hating on films, so I will keep this short.

The main message of this film is "Vote for Barack Obama."  I mean really.  It ends with him campaigning for Obama.  He decides to leave his respectable job at the White House in order to join meaningless protests.  It also advocates that all Republicans are bad and all Democrats are good.

I was overjoyed that this film was completely snubbed at the Oscars last year.  It was Oscar bait in its lowest form and an utterly contemptible film.  If you want to watch a film that deals with civil rights, watch The Help.  It is much more effective and much more enjoyable.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 1: Your Favorite Movie

This is a very hard question to answer for me.  Movies are a huge part of my life and so choosing one to be my favorite is akin to me choosing which of my children is my favorite (and no, I don't consider movies to be as important as my children).  After much contemplation I finally decided on The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.  However, there were many runners-up that only missed out on this top distinction by the skin of their teeth.  These include Miracle, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

WHY?
'What makes Two Towers surpass these others for me,' you ask?  Well, I'm here to tell you!  Needless to say (but I'm going to say it anyway), I find the film to be perfect.  Each scene is extremely compelling, masterfully and artfully directed, superbly acted, and divinely scored.  As a whole, this movie moves me more than any other. 

FAVORITE SCENES

The above scene is cut a little short from having its full effect, but I love it so! It is one of the most emotionally satisfying scenes in any movie for me.

 The above scene moves me every time I see it.  The camera work, the acting, and the score are so spectacular.
Another extremely moving and satisfying scene.  "Victory! We have victory!"  "When the sun finally shines, it will shine out the clearer."  "There's good in this world!  And it's world fighting for!"

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge

I've decided that it would be fun to do the 30-Day Movie Challenge on this blog.  Basically the Challenge is to give a new movie every day for 30 days based on the following criteria: 

day 01 - your favorite movie
day 02 - your least favorite movie
day 03 - movie that makes you happy 
day 04 - movie that makes you sad
day 05 - movie that reminds you of someone
day 06 - movie that reminds you of somewhere
day 07 - movie that reminds you of a certain event 
day 08 - a movie that you know by heart
day 09 - movie that you can dance to
day 10 - movie that makes you fall asleep 
day 11 - your favorite actor/actress
day 12 - movie from the actor/actress you hate 
day 13 - movie that is a guilty pleasure 
day 14 - movie that no one would expect you to love 
day 15 - movie that describes you 
day 16 - movie that you used to love but now hate 
day 17 - movie that you see often on TV
day 18 - movie that you wish you saw on TV
day 19 - movie from your favorite director
day 20 - movie that you watch when you’re angry 
day 21 - movie that you watch when you’re happy
day 22 - movie that you watch when you’re sad
day 23 - movie that you want to play at your wedding
day 24 - movie that you want to play at your funeral
day 25 - movie that makes you laugh
day 26 - movie that you could direct
day 27 - movie that you wish you could be a director
day 28 - movie that makes you feel guilty
day 29 - movie from your childhood 
day 30 - your favorite movie at this time last year

If you would like to join in, feel free.  Either leave your answer in the comments on this blog, on Google+ or on Facebook.  

I start tomorrow.  Cheers!

Review: Maleficient

This film has had a lot of buzz.  It had some decent trailers and some wonderful visuals.  And Angelina Jolie is a great performer.  I had heard some very mixed things about it going in, but, as always, I hoped for the best.  I was both surprised and decently satisfied. 

I think it's important when reviewing a film that the reviewer should take into account who the target audience is.  For example, a film like 12 Years a Slave is most certainly not meant for the Disney Princess crowd, and vise versa: Maleficent is not meant to entertain Oscar voters.  Maleficent was made by the mouse to make money by giving what the Disney Princess crowd wants. 

Now, when I say that this is for the Disney lovers, I mean it.  It felt like an expensive Disney Channel original movie, full of fun and cheesiness.  In fact, I would dare say that if Angelina wasn't in the film it wouldn't be taken seriously at all. 

With that being said, I did enjoy the movie.  I didn't like it as much as my friend Sassy Sarah or my mother, but I also didn't hate it like my other friend Kaptain Kevin.  It's a crowd pleaser of a film.  My audience clapped as the credits rolled.  The special effects were good and Angelina gave a great performance.

 I give it 3/5 Disco Balls.

Spoiler Critique (Read at your own risk!)
My biggest problem wasn't that they changed the Sleeping Beauty story, but that they chose to give it such a happy ending.  I had hoped for a more tragic/melancholy ending.  Oh well, this is Disney after all and I am certainly NOT the target audience.