Monday, December 8, 2014

Review: The Theory of Everything

This film is getting a lot of Oscar buzz, so I thought it would be worthwhile to check it out.  And it was, but I give the film an overall negative score.

THE GOOD
The acting is exquisite in this movie.  Both the actors who play Stephen and Jane Hawking deserve some accolades for their performances.   Both are revelations from mostly unknown entities (and Felicity Jones, who portrays Jane, is breathtakingly beautiful in this film).  In fact, there wasn't a bad performance in the whole film.

As with much of British-originated cinema these days, it was very beautifully shot.  It was also pretty well directed.  Its pace is great and is fairly compelling.

THE BAD
This story is remarkably sugarcoated.  Like many men with an abnormally high IQ, Stephen Hawking is a jerk in real life (think Sheldon Cooper).  This film portrays him as a 'lovable scientist' whose only sin was being too brilliant.  It sets the blame of his divorce almost solely on his wife and never takes into account of how difficult he is to live with.  It's unfair and uncalled for.

It also treats the eventual divorce and infidelity as inevitable.  This is a false narrative, especially when both were so talented and smart.

CONCLUSION
Although spectacularly acted and beautifully shot, this film is a whitewash that does a disservice to all who watch it.  It deifies a man that doesn't deserve deification.  Hawking is brilliant man, but doesn't deserve a candy-coated biopic.  2.5/5 Disco Balls.

PARENTS GUIDE
There is no nudity and very little adult language.  However, there is implied infidelity that I think would be wisely avoided.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Review: The Hunger Games, Mockingjay Part 1

I'm in the minority of film critics in that I think that the trend of splitting the last book of a Young Adult Novel series into two movies is quite fine.  It worked REALLY well for Harry Potter; it gave the story room to breathe in a way that the other films didn't.  However, I was a little hesitant in jumping on board with the splitting of the last Hunger Games installment into two movies.  The book is easily the worst of the 3, so I naturally questioned the studio's decision to split it.  I thought the first film was pretty good, although not as polished or as compelling as the second one, Catching Fire

THE GOOD
First off, Jennifer Lawrence continues to prove herself as a force to be reckoned with.  Her performance is so good and I thank my lucky stars that they casted her back when she was relatively unknown.  I was genuinely and pleasently surprised with Liam Hemsworth's performance as Gale.  I felt his earlier portrayals were little more than eye candy, but here he proves that he can give a fairly moving performance.  In fact, there weren't really any bad performances in the whole movie, with one exception, which will be discussed on 'THE BAD' section.

The propaganda scenes in the film are 10 times more compelling than they were in the book.  I was sincerely moved and inspired by the speeches.  This was very unexpected for me, and it brought the film to a whole different level. 

The musical score was VERY good as well. 

The set design and overall look of the film is a big win too.  I really felt immersed in District 13. 

THE BAD
The film ended in a weird place, and I honestly don't know where they are going to go from here.  It's a huge divergent from the book. 

The portrayal of Prim feels a bit forced.  It's not way distracting, but I definitely felt like her lines were there just to move the plot forward. 

CONCLUSION
I REALLY liked this film.  It was dramatically better than its source material and was even thoroughly compelling.  It threw around some great ideas like having to make ethical compromises even when you're on the side of good.  I really recommend it.  4.5/5 Disco Balls

PARENTS GUIDE
This film has some disturbing things happen, but all of them off camera.  You don't actually SEE any blood or violence, with exception of some bones.  There's no sex and no profanity.  I almost think they could have gotten away with a PG rating with this one, although I'm glad they didn't.  

Friday, November 14, 2014

First thoughts on Interstellar


I saw Interstellar yesterday.  It was an intense experience to say the least.  It was my most anticipated film of the year. I'm just going to jot down some thoughts.  Unfortunately this movie can't really be discussed without including SPOILERS. So I apologize in advance if you choose to read this without first having seen the film. 

  • There are TONS of allusions to Stanley Kubrick and in particular his film 2001: A Space Odyssy. 
    • The most obvious is the themes of both films: both of them deal with the evolution/progression of humanity into more or less Gods. 
    • Both films have obelisks play an important role in the evolution of mankind.  I really don't think it was any kind of accident that Nolan chose the shape of a monolith for his robots. More of the robots later. 
    • The idea that the moon landings were faked is a very prominent conspiracy theory. And among the true believers it is widely believed that Kubrick was the one who filmed the fake landings. 
  • There is a lot of Christian/Mormon theological symbolism here.  I doubt the Mormon bits were intentional, but who knows. 
  • The main character represents both Adam and Jesus Christ.  He sacrifices himself to save humanity and is 'resurrected.'  He also is considered to be the individual who 'prepares' the world with his Eve, Anne Hathaway.  
  • The film is obviously a paradox: mankind couldn't have been saved without his future self, and his future self couldn't have existed without his previous self.  
  • I inferred that we become progress into Godhood when we as a people understand the 5th dimension. Early Christians called this process 'Deification' and it is something that Mormons believe today.  And without Coop' (or Christ) it wouldn't be possible. I definitely took away the message that 'We Are God collectively.' 
  • Matt Damon represents Lucifer and his world represents the Garden of Eden.  Damon will do anything to destroy humanity for his own selfish reasons.  He also wants the pull down the only remaining humans to his level.  Misery loves companny.
  • I certainly hope Matt Damon at least gets nominated for his performance in this film in the Best Supporting Actor category.  It was his best performance ever, with his part in Hereafter
  • Christopher Nolan is well known for his mastery of marrying high-brow cinema with the pleasing of the masses.  He usually makes his films as smart as they are entertaining, earning both critical and box office acclaim.  However, with Interstellar, I think he focused too much on the symbolism and not enough on making an entertaining film that the masses can consume.  
  • This is a film that falls into the category of 'the trailer is vastly better than the movie.' 
  • Technology is demonized at the beginning of the film, but it is technology that saves them in the form of the Matt Damon-voiced robot that provides the data to save humanity. 

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

A bunch of recent reviews

Sorry it's been so long since I've written. I quit the Red Carpet Refs because it was taking so much time away from my already limited time with my family.  We are still in survival mode even though Penelope, our third child, is 7 months old.  I will basically just do a paragraph or two for each film until I feel a bit better situated.

Guardians of the Galaxy
I adored this film, although I wouldn't call it perfect.  The opening sequence felt so out of place for me and its emotional full-circle at the end didn't land very well for me.  With that being said, it's easily the funniest film I've seen all year.  It was very ambitious and it paid off for the audience and for Marvel.  Rocket Racoon is my absolute favorite character in the film.  4.5/5 Disco Balls.

The Maze Runner
I found this film to be among the most suspenseful films I've ever seen.  It was a very compelling story that was reasonably well acted.  Its biggest problem was that it didn't give the audience any room to breathe.  Its onslaught of suspense was so constant and with no release that I almost had a panic attack. Someone who has an anxiety disorder probably should avoid this film.  3.5/5 Disco Balls. 

The Boxtrolls
I was pretty excited for this movie, it being a release from the same studio that did ParaNorman.  The emotional core of the film wasn't as strong as its immediate predecessor, but it was still good.  I found it to be so remarkably filled with subtext and symbolism. I saw it as a strong analogy of Hitler and the Jews.  I also found A LOT of Marxist Theory in it.  4/5 Disco Balls.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
I found this movie to be pretty endearing.  It was very clean and had a wonderful message about family.  It was pretty funny and is a shockingly short film.  I recommend it to pretty much everyone.  3.5/5 Disco Balls.

St. Vincent
I really dug this film, although it was difficult to watch for me.  Bill Murray's character is one of a whole slew of characters that have a hard shell on the outside, but turn out to have soft hearts.  I think the thesis of the film is that all people are good on the inside, which is something i tend to agree with. Bill Murray's performance is absolutely brilliant and I certainly hope he gets at least some consideration for the Best Actor Academy Award. 4/5 Disco Balls.

The Book of Life
I REALLY dug this movie! It was ambitious and it got a lot of points for that in my book.  I just adored it.  It was really spiritual, really funny, and really touching.  I loved the music too.  4.5/5 Disco Balls.

Big Hero 6
I had hoped that this movie would have risen to the level of Wreck-it Ralph, but alas, it did not.  The actual animation was easily the best I've ever seen.  It was quite funny and had some fairly well fleshed out characters.  However, it was kind of derivative in that it seemed to blatantly copy some other Marvel films like Iron Man and The Avengers. 3.5/5 Disco Balls. (Although I do think that this score will go up once I end up seeing it again)

Monday, August 4, 2014

Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

Expectations
Anyone who knows me knows that after Christopher Nolan's upcoming space epic, Interstellar, Guardians of the Galaxy (or GOTG for short) is at the top of my most anticipated films of the year.  So my expectations were sky-high.  And I was very much NOT disappointed. 

The Good
First of all, this is easily the funniest of any of the Marvel films.  I haven't laughed this much in a long time.  It is perhaps the funniest film of the year, although The Lego Movie gives it a run for its money.  The jokes are pretty clean too, for the most part.  

The characters are SO GOOD.  They are easily the most unique and fleshed out characters in any comic book film, with a possible exception of The Avengers being better (but only because we knew each of those characters better going into the film).  Chris Pratt is going to be a star.  I predict that he will play Indian Jones one day.  Bradley Cooper brought Rocket Raccoon to life in a way that no one else could have.  Rocket is the best non-human character that has ever graced the silver screen, with Vin Diesel's Groot a close second.  (I was asked if Caesar from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was better, and he was close, but no Rocket).  Dave Bautista's Drax is amazing too. 

This is the most beautiful and unique of any of the Marvel films.  It's a joy to watch as they end up in so many different places.  It really is the best Star Wars film since Return of the Jedi

Another real strength that this film has is in its pacing (and no, I'm not referring to Lee Pace who plays Ronan the Accuser).  It goes a mile-a-minute and yet still gives room to breathe.  Never a dull moment. 

The Not So Good
I was taken by surprise with the beginning.  It started out with an old 70's tune which made me think that it was going to be a funny scene.  However, it turned out to be a deadly serious moment (literally) and I didn't know how to feel about it. 

Also, although the climax was cool, it felt a bit forced.  I think with a second viewing it will settle a bit. 

Conclusion
Guardians of the Galaxy is a really fun ride.  It's so clever and well-scripted, with fleshed out and interesting characters.  I can't put it above The Avengers as the best Marvel movie of all time as many of my friends have, yet I have to admit that it's up there.  This is one not to be missed in the theater. 

Parents Guide
There is very little swearing, although there is a middle finger that shows up for a minute.  Also, there are a few innuendos that will go over the heads of many, but they are there.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge: My favorite actor/actress

This was a difficult one, because there are many actors and actresses that I admire greatly and enjoy their performances immensely.  However, there are some that rise above the rest, and in particularly, Emily Blunt. 

The world was introduced to Miss Blunt in 2006 when she was in The Devil Wears Prada, and she later parodied that role with her cameo is The Muppets.  Here are my favorite films that she's in:
  • The Adjustment Bureau
  • Charlie Wilson's War
  • Salmon Fishing in Yemen 
  • Looper
  • Edge of Tomorrow
 As far as I'm concerned, every thing she touches turns to gold.  She is so good to watch in any role.  I was very delighted to hear that she is playing the Baker's Wife in Disney's upcoming cinematic adaptation of Stephen Sodheim's Into The Woods.  

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge: movie I can dance to

Good dance films, especially in the modern age, are really hard to come by.  The Step Up franchise has great dancing, but the plot and the acting are just terrible.  So for this choice, I had to go back quite a few years. 

Singin' in the Rain is the oldest film on my Top 20 Films of All Time list, and it is easily my favorite dance film. I can watch it over and over again, and NEVER get sick of watching the dancing in this film.  I like almost every dance number in the film, with 'Moses Supposes,' 'Good Morning,' and of course the title number.  Some people prefer to watch Fred Astaire dance to Gene Kelly, but I think these people are smoking crack.  Gene Kelly makes dancing look easy, which is essentially what a good artist should do. 

As with most of the films I'm going to be including in this countdown, if you haven't watch this film, you are missing out and I highly recommend you remedy the situation.  My children even will sit and watch the whole movie in one sitting!  That's how good it is. It's my favorite musical of all time, and very much my favorite dance film of all time.  I dare you to watch the video below and not smile.  Also note that both dancers are doing the exact same steps, but Gene Kelly makes it look much easier.  The man is the best dancer in film, IMO.


Fun Fact: the main character Debbie Reynolds is actually the mother of Princess Leia (Carrie Fischer). 

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 8: a movie I know by heart

Most people think that this spot should be held by a film like Princess Bride or some Disney film from when I was a child.  Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) none of these films take the the top spot. 

The movie I have watched the most and the one I find to be the most quotable is Hot Shots! Part Deux. I suppose this choice is fitting for Canada Day, being that the title chooses the the French numeral.  My friends and I in high school watched this film more than any other.  I have probably seen it 30 times.  I just watched it again with my wife the other night.  I find it to be perfect comedy and consider it to be the funniest film of all time.  I know every line and every joke before its coming and love to endlessly quote it.  I still send random texts or write on a friend's wall on Facebook with quotes from this comedic masterpiece.  If you haven't seen it, I can't recommend it enough, ESPECIALLY if you like Airplane! type of humor.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Guest Post: Why I Didn't Like 'How To Train Your Dragon 2' by Zany Zach

From Disco Dan: I haven't posted a review of HTTYD2, mostly because I was speechless. The film exceeded all my expectations thoroughly.  However, I sent one of my best friends to see it with his family and here is his review.  He is a very accomplished actor and an honorary Scot.

 Why I Didn't Like How To Train Your Dragon 2 by Zany Zach
 
Okay, before I begin, I should qualify everything I say with two caveats:

1. I did not see the first "How To Train Your Dragon" (although I have it on good authority that it was not necessarily a prerequisite for understanding the sequel that I saw today). 
Likewise, I have never read any of the books that the movies are based on.

2. I am not an experienced film critic. 
I am, however, a published author/historian, and something of an expert on both Celtic and Norse history and culture. Hence my disdain for this particular film.

With that out of the way, I will explain my issues with this film, which initially spawned from my confusion as to why the majority of the adult characters portrayed in this film spoke in distinct Scottish dialects, even though it is clearly implied that the story of the film takes place in Scandinavia.

A quick Google search revealed that the first "How to Train Your Dragon" film cast Gerard Butler (a native of Scotland) as one of the leading roles in the film, early on in the first film's production. This information stated that the casting directors and producers decided that Mr. Butler's natural Scottish accent might fit well with the character he was playing in the movie, and that he should keep it, despite the fact that the film takes place in Scandinavia, and not Scotland. This exception was taken a step too far when it was decided toward the end of the casting process to cast Craig Ferguson (another native of Scotland) in another leading role in the film, who was also encouraged to use his own natural Scottish accent for his character portrayal. 

It was at this point that producers and directors decided that the entire adult generation of the small community in which the film takes place should also speak in Scottish dialects, so as to portray as senses of homogenization amongst eachother, as well as with the two characters played by Butler and Ferguson. 

There are several theories as to to why a Scottish dialect was not only overlooked, but encouraged for this particular film, even when the setting of the film should dictate otherwise. The first theory is that ancient Celtic and Norse culture and mythology have a lot of crossover and intertwining. While there is some truth to the statement, in that there were several Viking settlements and integrations in the far northern islands of Scotland during the time of the Vikings, there was not enough cultural integration to postulate that actual Vikings would've spoken Gaelic, let alone spoken in Scottish dialect (a derivative of Gaelic). As a matter of fact, there is more historical evidence that Northern Scots of that time would have spoken Norse or with Norse accents, rather than the other way around. 

Another working theory for this oversight, is simply that the Scottish dialect is more palatable to certain audiences, particularly those expected for this film. It's argued that precedents for this line of thinking were set by films such as Braveheart (which made Scottish dialect, and culture, extremely popular), or films like Shrek, wherein the actor (in this case played by Canadian actor Michael Myers) chose a Scottish dialect simply because he thought it fit the nature of the character he was portraying, not because the character actually hailed from anywhere in Scotland. In the case of Shrek, the use of dialect to match a character is far more excusable, again because the film itself does not take place in any specific geographical or cultural location. This is not the case with either of the "How to Train Your Dragon" films, which clearly portrays a specific geographic location (namely Scandinavia) both by displaying landscapes that have a distinct Norwegian feel about them, and then even more so by referring to the human characters in the film as "Vikings" - a term associated with a group of people at a specific place in a specific time period.

If in fact the Scottish dialect for this film was decided upon simply because of the popularity of the Scottish dialect as a whole, I am both offended and saddened. I have seen many films in the past 20 years that should have been wonderful, but instead completely missed the mark because directors and producers decided it would be a good idea (for example) that 19th-century French peasants should speak like Cockney Londoners, in order to convey a sense of poverty and streetlife in a non-US/Western European nation. I'm certain that the powers-that-be decided to go this route because they decided that American audiences are too uncultured to enjoy a movie with French accents, or (what's worse) these same powers decided that American audiences were too ignorant to know that the film takes place in a country other than the United States. Both are unacceptable motivations for these decisions, and the assumed ignorance that American audiences possess will only be further exacerbated with such a historical/cultural inaccuracies in film.

I will say that the "Dragon 2" film wasn't a total loss. The animation was beautifully executed and artistically pleasing. The voice actors did a fine job, and I found the plot of the film to be perfectly adequate for the genre and the intended audience. The part in the film with the traditional Viking funeral was not only touching and beautiful, but surprisingly accurate from a historical perspective, considering that there were so many other historical errors in the rest of the film. In fact it's paradoxes like that that lead me to believe that the filmmakers knew what they were doing when they made a Viking film, and blatantly decided to mix up cultures anyway, just for cheap entertainment value. 

I see two easy fixes for this film, which would have enabled me to enjoy it thoroughly:
1. Change the Scottish dialects to Norse dialects. The Disney movie "Frozen" used a small amount of Norse dialect for a film that also took place in Scandinavia. It worked beautifully and audiences loved it.
2. Change the Scottish dialects to American dialects. The younger generation portrayed in "Dragon 2" all spoke with an American dialect, which was completely acceptable, since the movie was designed for an American audience. Again, it was the juxtaposition of mixing American dialects with Scottish dialects, that made the absence of a Norse dialect anywhere in the film, feel so blatant and uncomfortable for me.

As an actor myself, I have come to realize the importance of using dialect in character portrayal. As a matter fact, I have used both Scottish and Norse dialects in a professional capacity, for various shows. Admittedly, I'm sure this experience is partially responsible for the personal disdain that I had with this particular film, but nevertheless I feel my argument is valid for movie audiences who know about dialect, as well as those who don't.

Overall, the historical and cultural inaccuracies were too much for me to ignore, in order get lost in the film's better qualities. I'm well aware of the fact that I'm probably in the minority when it comes to the intended audience for this film. However, that leads me to strongly believe that Hollywood has an even greater responsibility to maintain cultural and historical accuracy so that children  and uninformed adults can come away from this film with the newly acquired base of knowledge, whilst being entertained. In my opinion, there is a gigantic difference between artistic license and flat-out falsehoods, and this film was on the wrong side of that line. Entertainment does not necessarily have to be educational, but if it is in danger of simultaneously educating while it entertains, filmmakers have a duty to ensure that it educates properly.

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 7: a film that reminds me of an event

It was the summer of 2005.  I had just finished my junior year of college at BYU and also had finished my summer internship/excavation in Petra, Jordan.  I had spent 7 weeks digging up some ancient grave sites that left me both tan and muscularly toned.  It was at this point that I met my beautiful wife, Charity. I had met her at a young single adult function at our church and found her to be stimulating.  Over a few weeks I had gotten to know her and then invited her over to watch what was then my favorite film of all time, Miracle, to celebrate July 1st, Canada Day.  We sat and watched but didn't really watch. I was amazed at how much this girl was distracting me from what I considered to be the most compelling bit of cinema.  This was a girl that was a keeper if she could do that! 

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 6: movie that reminds me of somewhere

Most people of my generation can remember where they were when they watched Star Wars: Episode I for the first time. I certainly do.  I remember the first time I watched a lot of movies.  But, I have to admit that many movies I have watched since that first viewing in a different setting, so the memory of the initial viewing place doesn't stick out as much.  However, there is one film that I watched almost endlessly in the same place with the same person.  That movie is Disney's The Kid, starring Bruce Willis. 

Mr. Willis has repeatedly stated that this is one of his favorite films that he has ever done.  I LOVE it. And I watched it repeatedly in the basement of my home in Rexburg, Idaho while sitting in a banana chair with one of my best friends, Hugh.  Hugh wanted to watch this movie about every other time we got together.  It was a blast.  The movie is so funny!  If you haven't seen it, I really recommend it.  It never got a blu-ray release, unfortunately.  But, I'm certain you could find a copy of the DVD at your local library, or even rent it digitally on Amazon here or on Google Play/YouTube or iTunes.  Here's the cheesy 90's trailer:



Friday, June 13, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 5: A film that reminds me of someone


The film that I decided to name in the category of "a film that reminds me of someone" is Strange Brew, one of two quintessential comedies that mock the Canadian way (the other being Canadian Bacon).  The person that this film reminds me of is actually two-fold: two of my best friends ever, Stephen K. and Hugh M.

Strange Brew is a film put together by Dave Thomas (the actor, not the Wendy's guy) and Rick Moranis to culminate their characters, Bob and Doug McKenzie.  These characters originated as a sketch comedy bit in Canada known as 'The Great White North' to mock their own studio network, but later evolved into pop culture icons.  They also made several comedy albums.

Most who read this blog (I think the total is up to 5 now) know that I served an LDS mission.  Well, I spent those two years proselytizing in The Great White North.  When I received my assignment (we call this event 'receiving your mission call') my good friend Steve was as excited as I was!  He brought over the VHS version of the movie Strange Brew as soon as he could and wanted both of us to watch it ASAP!  We laughed, but little did he know how much funnier I would think it is after spending 2 years among the Canadians.

 The reason Hugh comes to mind when Strange Brew is on is because one time when he went to California on vacation, he brought home Bob and Doug action figures.  He gave me one of them and he kept the other.  I think he still has both of them. Below is an image of one of the figures.


Review: The Fault in Our Stars

Wow, this movie did amazingly well at the box office this last weekend.  Its budget was only about $6 million and it ended up making $48 million!  For those counting, that's a 800% return, not including marketing expenses (which were almost non-existent, as far as I can tell).  I almost always love to see a film with a small budget do well like this.  And while there are many lessons to be taught to Hollywood by its success, I didn't find the film to be very good. 

The film stars the beautiful Shalene Woodley as a teenager with terminal cancer and her ups and downs in that experience.  She eventually meets a boy that is a cancer survivor and they fall in love, but with unexpected consequences. 

The movie does a lot of things right.  Firstly, it allows Shalene Woodley to wear a breathing machine during the whole movie, basically obscuring her beauty.  A major studio wouldn't have allowed that to happen, IMO.  This willingness to go against convention was pretty refreshing.  I also related to the parents and found their performances, especially the mother, to be amazing.

However, I personally had a few problems with it.  The first problem I had was that I just didn't like the male lead.  His personality just rubbed me the wrong way, and I think this was probably the biggest factor in causing me to not like the film.  And it never got better. 

The other problem I had was that in trying to go against convention it tried to be too self aware which just came across as poppy and hipster to me.  I admit I can't really relate to any of the maincharacters (except for the mother) so its attempts to go against the groove just really didn't work for me the way that it was intended to. 

The Fault in Our Stars was not my kind of movie.  It did some very admirable things and had some great performances, but for me it never rose to the level that I wanted it to.  It must be admitted that I am not the target audience for this.  I think I was only 1 of maybe 4 guys in the sold out theater! 

2.5/5 Disco Balls

Parental Guide
Sexual dialogue and images are very present in this film.  There is a sex scene that I was pretty uncomfortable with.  It's also a really heavy subject matter. 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 4: a movie that makes me sad

A dear friend in high school named Zach once observed the trait in me that I don't like sad things.  In fact, I tend to avoid sad things like the plague.  He assumed that it was a bad trait, and I think it probably is.  Nonetheless, it's part of me and heavily influences my movie tastes.  I still refuse to see 12 Years a Slave because of this preference.  This makes it hard to choose a sad movie because I usually don't watch them.  That being said, I have a few that I could choose from.

I think that out of all of cinema the film that makes me the most sad it is Ron Howard and Russell Crowe's second collaboration, Cinderella Man. I'm usually a sucker for sappy, true-story sports dramas, but this one really takes its time before any emotional payoff is delivered.  It's not till way past the half-way point of the film that the main character (and us, for that matter) actually catches a break.  Rocky had small triumphs and great character moments, but I don't find any of those in here.  I understand the desire to show how horrible the Great Depression was, however I don't like watching it over and over again.  It feels like torture to me.  We get it: The Great Depression is depressing! 

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Review: Edge of Tomorrow

It was said in an article that went viral a few weeks ago that Tom Cruise was the last movie star.  Essentially it argued that he is the last star that his name alone could reliably get butts in the movie theater.  While I disagree that he's the last (Jennifer Lawrence does a FINE job of being a huge box office draw), I do think he is one of the great actors of our time.  He always gives a compelling and charismatic performance.  Many argue that his character is the same in every one of his films, and that's mostly true.  But, as my high school choir teacher would say: if it isn't baroque, don't fix it (Also, if you want to see him in a different performance, watch the VERY family-unfriendly film Tropic Thunder). 

Review
In Edge of Tomorrow, Cruise does it again.  I think he gives his best performance since Knight and Day (if you haven't seen Knight and Day, shame on you).  And then include Emily Blunt as his co-star, and you have a recipe for perfection.  Everything that Blunt touches turns to gold as far as I'm concerned.  In this film she is as amazing as she has ever been.

The script is very well written and marvelously executed.  Many of us thought this film would just be another crap comic-book adaptation like R.I.P.D. or Ghost Rider.  But it turns out that it's one of the smartest and most character driven sci-fi films of the last few years. 

The music score is wonderful as well.  I've been listening to it a lot since returning from the theater and I have to say it's among Christopher Beck's best.  (I was introduced to Beck at a young age via one of the most compelling TV scores of all time, Buffy the Vampire Slayer). 

The only problems that the film has is that there are a few rather large leaps of logic made in the film's ending.  Many critics will say that the film 'falls apart' at that point.  However, I wasn't bothered as much as others, though I did notice them.  The film ends very different from the book it was based on (originally titled All You Need Is Kill) and that is kind of felt.  But, again, it didn't bother me as much as others.

Conclusion
Edge of Tomorrow is a brilliant film that must be experienced in the theater.  It's smart and doesn't treat its audience as dumb.  It's wonderfully acted and the characters are so rich.  I highly recommend this film to anyone who likes Sci-Fi.  4.5/5 Disco Balls

Parents Guide
This film is very violent, although not necessarily very bloody.  A major plot point is that Tom Cruise must live the day over and over again, and in order to reset the day he must die.  It's usually not bloody or gory, but he and his colleagues die A LOT. 

Sunday, June 8, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 3: a movie that makes me happy

There are a lot of films that make me happy, which is why I adore cinema so much.  But if I had to settle on one film that makes me happy, it's probably going to end up My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

I was told that I could get extra credit in my Anthropology 101 class if I watched this film, which I missed while I was on my mission.  I adore movies so I thought it a win-win.  Little did I know how enjoyable the film would be and how it would grow on me over time.  The professor of Anthropology thought that this would be a great intro to clashing cultures.  It's that and more.

This film's story of how it was produced is just as good as the film itself.  Here are the bullet points of the story:
  • Nia Vardalos (the star of the film) wrote a one woman play about her experience marrying an non-Greek and performed it in L.A.  (FYI, the bald guy meeting the male lead at the restaurant in the beginning is her real life husband and the experience of marrying him is what inspired the play)  
  • The play was quite successful, mostly due to her one-woman marketing machine targeting Greek Orthodox Churches in the valley.  
  • She wanted to make a film out of it, but all the producers/executives she approached wanted to make MAJOR changes (they wanted to make the family Hispanic and not Greek, for example)
  • Tom Hanks somehow found the script and called Nia about making the film as is (Hanks said that having her star in it made the film very authentic).  His production company, Playtone, financed it. 
  • The budget was about $5 million and it went on to gross $368 million, making it one of the best investments EVER with a return of approximately 6150%.
But beyond all this fun trivia, the film is absolutely delightful!  The meeting of two cultures is so much fun and very relatable to me as a Mormon.  I grin from ear to ear every time I watch it.  If you haven't seen it, I own it.  It's a remarkable film. 

Saturday, June 7, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 2: My Least Favorite Movie

I sincerely apologize to all 3 of you who read this that I have not been consistent with this 30 Day Movie Challenge.  I had an emergency dental visit in which they had to pull one of my teeth.  I had to take two days off from almost everything, but I'm back now.

It was a hard decision to choose my least favorite film.  There are many films that I just didn't like, however there aren't many films that I outright hate.  I almost chose Zach Snyder's Sucker Punch, but out of reverence to my friend Kaptain Kevin, I went a different direction.  I ultimately respect what Snyder was trying to do with Sucker Punch, although I think its execution was incoherent to the point of ridicule.

I decided to choose last year's Lee Daniel's The Butler as my most hated film because I hated both the message and the delivery.  I went into it thinking it would be a great piece of historical fiction with some great acting and left seething with hatred for the work.

I don't really like hating on films, so I will keep this short.

The main message of this film is "Vote for Barack Obama."  I mean really.  It ends with him campaigning for Obama.  He decides to leave his respectable job at the White House in order to join meaningless protests.  It also advocates that all Republicans are bad and all Democrats are good.

I was overjoyed that this film was completely snubbed at the Oscars last year.  It was Oscar bait in its lowest form and an utterly contemptible film.  If you want to watch a film that deals with civil rights, watch The Help.  It is much more effective and much more enjoyable.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge Day 1: Your Favorite Movie

This is a very hard question to answer for me.  Movies are a huge part of my life and so choosing one to be my favorite is akin to me choosing which of my children is my favorite (and no, I don't consider movies to be as important as my children).  After much contemplation I finally decided on The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.  However, there were many runners-up that only missed out on this top distinction by the skin of their teeth.  These include Miracle, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Empire Strikes Back, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

WHY?
'What makes Two Towers surpass these others for me,' you ask?  Well, I'm here to tell you!  Needless to say (but I'm going to say it anyway), I find the film to be perfect.  Each scene is extremely compelling, masterfully and artfully directed, superbly acted, and divinely scored.  As a whole, this movie moves me more than any other. 

FAVORITE SCENES

The above scene is cut a little short from having its full effect, but I love it so! It is one of the most emotionally satisfying scenes in any movie for me.

 The above scene moves me every time I see it.  The camera work, the acting, and the score are so spectacular.
Another extremely moving and satisfying scene.  "Victory! We have victory!"  "When the sun finally shines, it will shine out the clearer."  "There's good in this world!  And it's world fighting for!"

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

30 Day Movie Challenge

I've decided that it would be fun to do the 30-Day Movie Challenge on this blog.  Basically the Challenge is to give a new movie every day for 30 days based on the following criteria: 

day 01 - your favorite movie
day 02 - your least favorite movie
day 03 - movie that makes you happy 
day 04 - movie that makes you sad
day 05 - movie that reminds you of someone
day 06 - movie that reminds you of somewhere
day 07 - movie that reminds you of a certain event 
day 08 - a movie that you know by heart
day 09 - movie that you can dance to
day 10 - movie that makes you fall asleep 
day 11 - your favorite actor/actress
day 12 - movie from the actor/actress you hate 
day 13 - movie that is a guilty pleasure 
day 14 - movie that no one would expect you to love 
day 15 - movie that describes you 
day 16 - movie that you used to love but now hate 
day 17 - movie that you see often on TV
day 18 - movie that you wish you saw on TV
day 19 - movie from your favorite director
day 20 - movie that you watch when you’re angry 
day 21 - movie that you watch when you’re happy
day 22 - movie that you watch when you’re sad
day 23 - movie that you want to play at your wedding
day 24 - movie that you want to play at your funeral
day 25 - movie that makes you laugh
day 26 - movie that you could direct
day 27 - movie that you wish you could be a director
day 28 - movie that makes you feel guilty
day 29 - movie from your childhood 
day 30 - your favorite movie at this time last year

If you would like to join in, feel free.  Either leave your answer in the comments on this blog, on Google+ or on Facebook.  

I start tomorrow.  Cheers!

Review: Maleficient

This film has had a lot of buzz.  It had some decent trailers and some wonderful visuals.  And Angelina Jolie is a great performer.  I had heard some very mixed things about it going in, but, as always, I hoped for the best.  I was both surprised and decently satisfied. 

I think it's important when reviewing a film that the reviewer should take into account who the target audience is.  For example, a film like 12 Years a Slave is most certainly not meant for the Disney Princess crowd, and vise versa: Maleficent is not meant to entertain Oscar voters.  Maleficent was made by the mouse to make money by giving what the Disney Princess crowd wants. 

Now, when I say that this is for the Disney lovers, I mean it.  It felt like an expensive Disney Channel original movie, full of fun and cheesiness.  In fact, I would dare say that if Angelina wasn't in the film it wouldn't be taken seriously at all. 

With that being said, I did enjoy the movie.  I didn't like it as much as my friend Sassy Sarah or my mother, but I also didn't hate it like my other friend Kaptain Kevin.  It's a crowd pleaser of a film.  My audience clapped as the credits rolled.  The special effects were good and Angelina gave a great performance.

 I give it 3/5 Disco Balls.

Spoiler Critique (Read at your own risk!)
My biggest problem wasn't that they changed the Sleeping Beauty story, but that they chose to give it such a happy ending.  I had hoped for a more tragic/melancholy ending.  Oh well, this is Disney after all and I am certainly NOT the target audience. 

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Why The Spectacular Now is not for me

In what I consider to be a strange convergence of the Force, there were 3 like-minded, coming-of-age films to come out of the Sundance Film Festival this year.  One of these movies,  The Way Way Back, I put very close to the top of my top 10 list of last year.  It was one of the most emotionally fulfilling film experiences of last year for me and I still sob at the end every time I watch it.  The other two, The Spectacular Now and Kings of Summer, were on my watch list, but had a fairly low priority because of their R-ratings (I try to avoid R-rated films, especially if they have hard violence or sex).  However, The Spectacular Now recently showed up on Amazon Prime, so I decided to give it a shot.  I didn't end up finishing it and here's why.

The Spectacular Now (TSN) comes across as a very pessimistic film.  None of the characters are really happy, or at least the ones that I met in the first hour.  They all lead fairly bleak lives and this movie focuses on that bleakness.  It feels like something that the Nihilistic Coen Brothers could have written. 

Also, the film deals with some very heavy and/or dark themes.  Teen alcoholism and teen sex are both prevalent, and both of which I have absolutely no experience with.  I will probably be called a prude for saying this, but almost every one of the problems that these people are experiencing could very easily be solved by choosing to live a more virtuous life.  I found almost no sympathy for them and certainly couldn't relate to any of them. 

So, I cannot recommend TSN to any of you, unless you want to go on a depressing journey.  I think that most of you are like-minded and would find this film to be as unwatchable as I do. 

Cheers.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

No-Spoiler Review: X-Men Days of Future Past

Expectations
I consider the first two X-Men films to be among the greatest comic book films of all time.  Obviously the franchise has had its ups and down since then, and most of its downs were the result of too much studio intervention.  Truth be told, the only X-film that I've really liked since the first two was last year's The Wolverine and even that was a mixed bag.  So, when it was announced that Bryan Singer (the director of X-Men and X2) was returning for Days of Future Past...let's just say I got my hopes pretty high.  Singer has had a pretty mixed track record as well since leaving his X-roots, with Superman Returns and Jack the Giant Slayer being two of his big budget disappointments.  Well, I am pleased to tell all 3 of you that follow my blog that both Singer and X-Men are back in true form. 

The Good
First let's start with the action.  The action set pieces in DOFP blow any other movie this year out of the water.  I highly doubt that anything this year will be as awesome as the climax in this film.  Also, Quicksilver's action scene got literal cheers and clapping from my audience.  These two scenes alone are worth the price of admission.

The writing and acting here are beyond any other X-film as well.  I was amazed at the performances that Mr. Singer was able to get out of these actors.  James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, and Patrick Stewart gave remarkably moving performances.  This film adds complexity to these characters that I really don't think we've ever seen in a comic book movie, with the possible exception of The Dark Knight. 

The script was very tight.  Although it wasn't perfect, it was more than I could have hoped for.  Like I said before, these characters are complex beyond anything we've seen.  It's also the most satisfying ending of any in the X-franchise. 

Not only did this movie mark the return of Bryan Singer, but it also marked the return of his Usual composer, John Ottman (did you see what I did there?). Ottman's work is also top notch, and his themes here bring both a sense of nostolgia for the previous films and added depth.  His score is a perfect fit and adds a lot to the film. 

The Bad
There isn't a whole lot bad in this film.  The only thing that bothered, albeit only slightly, was Wolverine's character was a bit too much of a softy.  The performance felt a little phoned in by Hugh Jackman, especially compared with the depth of his work on last year's The Wolverine.  This probably wouldn't have been noticeable if it weren't for the amazing performances surrounding him.  I suppose that Singer had his hands full with such a large cast that he either consciously or subconsciously chose not to spend as much time on Jackman's performance.

The 'Meh'
The studio made us watch the movie in 3D for the screening.  I normally hate 3D, yet this one wasn't as distracting as others that I have experienced (Thor: The Dark World was abysmal and I'm very glad that the studio didn't make us watch Winter Soldier in 3D).  However, when I see it again, I will not be seeing in 3D and unless you really like 3D, I recommend doing the same.

Conclusion
X-Men Days of Future Past is my favorite film of the year so far.  It has stellar performances, complex and likable characters, and action scenes that I don't think will be topped until Marvel releases Avengers: Age of Ultron next year.  It is a return to form by Bryan Singer and I couldn't be happier that he's back.  I'm going to give this a near perfect score (however, when I rate it on IMDB, Flixster, and the like I will round up).  It must not be missed.

4.75/5 Disco Balls

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Quick Review: Godzilla (2014)

Expectations
I went into this film with average expectations.  All my favorite critics liked it (Leonard Maltin, Silas Lesnick, Kate Erbland, etc.) but my good friend Kevin (who is also a critic at redcarpetrefs.com) was quite disappointed with it.

Thoughts
With these tempered expectations, I have to say that I was a little disappointed.  I can see why it would appeal to a lot of people, however I just didn't 'feel' it.

It tried to be smarter than it should have.  Although I ultimately thought Pacific Rim was a silly film, at least it knew it was silly.  Godzilla is not a complex subject matter, so I thought it ridiculous that they tried to make it more sophisticated than it was.

Ultimately this 'clever' back story took away from what people wanted to see: giant monsters fighting!  For a monster movie, there is a very noticeable absence of fighting.  In fact, with the exception of the climax scene, they try to NOT show Godzilla.  I suppose Gareth Edwards decided to follow the "don't show the shark till close to the end" principle, cleverly avoiding much monster action until the end.  As a result of this, I personally felt cheated.  The movie just didn't know what it wanted to be.

The characters were pretty shallow, with the exception of Bryan Cranston's. This saddens me because both Elizabeth Olsen and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are both great!  Same with Sally Hawkins and Ken Wanatabe!

My friend Kevin told me that it wanted to be a Steven Spielberg film.  I went in looking for this, and found it to be pretty obvious that the director, Gareth Edwards, is a Spielberg disciple.  He employed mirror and crane shots to no avail, but none of them were nearly as effective as when Spielberg does it.  There were also A LOT of Jurassic Park references.

The special effects weren't nearly as good as Pacific Rim, although I think I liked Godzilla more overall.

3/5 Disco Balls.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

I'm back

You might have been wondering where I have been the last year, or at least why I haven't been posting anything (let's not kid anyone, you don't care at all).  Well, I have been writing for a site called RedCarpetRefs.com.  They are growing and I enjoyed my tenure there.  However, my wife just had a baby and being part of the Refs was just too stressful for the time being. 

So, you get to hear my ramblings here again.  Cheers!